Henny Youngman Rank
Henny Youngman Rank
Famous quotes by Henny Youngman
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.Henny Youngman
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.Henny Youngman
I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.Henny Youngman
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.Henny Youngman
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.Henny Youngman
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.Henny Youngman
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.Henny Youngman
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.Henny Youngman
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.Henny Youngman
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.Henny Youngman
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.Henny Youngman
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad but New York City?Henny Youngman
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.Henny Youngman
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.Henny Youngman
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.Henny Youngman
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.Henny Youngman
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!Henny Youngman
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.Henny Youngman
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman's Popularity
Henny Youngman was a famous American comedian, who was born on March 16, 1906. As a person born on this date, Henny Youngman is listed in our database as the 55th most popular celebrity for the day (March 16) and the 51st most popular for the year (1906).
People born on March 16 fall under the Zodiac sign of Pisces, the Fish. Henny Youngman is the 2015th most popular Pisces.
Aside from information specific to Henny Youngman's birthday, Henny Youngman is the 12682nd most famous American and ranks 34th in famous people born in Liverpool, England, UK.
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