Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.Joan Rivers
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.Joan Rivers
Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.Joan Rivers
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.Joan Rivers
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.Joan Rivers
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.Joan Rivers
I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.Joan Rivers
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.Joan Rivers
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.Joan Rivers
I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.Joan Rivers
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.Joan Rivers
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.Joan Rivers
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.Joan Rivers
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.Joan Rivers
Never floss with a stranger.Joan Rivers
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.Joan Rivers
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.Joan Rivers
Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.Joan Rivers
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.Joan Rivers
The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.Joan Rivers
What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.Joan Rivers
Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.Joan Rivers
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.Joan Rivers
was a famous American comedian, actress, and author,
who was born on
June 8, 1933. As a person born on this date, Joan Rivers is listed in our database as the 2nd
most popular celebrity for the day (June 8) and the 3rd most popular for the year (1933).
People born on June 8
fall under the Zodiac sign of Gemini, the Twins.
Joan Rivers is the 57th most popular Gemini.
Aside from information specific to Joan Rivers' birthday, Joan Rivers is the 426th most famous American and ranks 268th in famous people born in Brooklyn, New York, U.S.
In general, Joan Rivers ranks as the 729th
most popular famous person, and the 6th most popular comedian of all time.
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