Mitch Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian whose comedy was characterized by surreal humor and one-liners. He released the comedy albums Strategic Grill Locations and Mitch All Together in 1999 and 2003 respectively. His third comedy album Do You Believe in Gosh? was released posthumously in 2008. He died from a heroin overdose at the age of 37.
He was born to Mary and Arne Hedberg. He married Canadian comedian Lynn Shawcroft in 1999. The marriage produced no children and ended with his death in 2005.
Throughout his career he battled immensely with stage fright. As a result of that, he often performed wearing sunglasses and with his head down. Sometimes he would even perform with his eyes closed as a result of stage fright.
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.Mitch Hedberg
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.Mitch Hedberg
Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'Mitch Hedberg
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.Mitch Hedberg
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.Mitch Hedberg
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.Mitch Hedberg
I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.Mitch Hedberg
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.Mitch Hedberg
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.Mitch Hedberg
I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.Mitch Hedberg
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.Mitch Hedberg
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.Mitch Hedberg
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.Mitch Hedberg
I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart.Mitch Hedberg
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.Mitch Hedberg
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.Mitch Hedberg
If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.Mitch Hedberg
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?Mitch Hedberg
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.Mitch Hedberg
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.Mitch Hedberg
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.Mitch Hedberg
This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.Mitch Hedberg
Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!Mitch Hedberg
Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.Mitch Hedberg
was a famous American comedian and actor,
who was born on
February 24, 1968. As a person born on this date, Mitch Hedberg is listed in our database as the 5th
most popular celebrity for the day (February 24) and the 32nd most popular for the year (1968).
People born on February 24
fall under the Zodiac sign of Pisces, the Fish.
Mitch Hedberg is the 163rd most popular Pisces.
Aside from information specific to Mitch Hedberg's birthday, Mitch Hedberg is the 1191st most famous American and ranks 11th in famous people born in Saint Paul, Minnesota, U.S.
In general, Mitch Hedberg ranks as the 2065th
most popular famous person, and the 34th most popular comedian of all time.
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