Phyllis Diller

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.Phyllis Diller

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.Phyllis Diller

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.Phyllis Diller

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.Phyllis Diller

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.Phyllis Diller

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?Phyllis Diller

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.Phyllis Diller

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.Phyllis Diller

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.Phyllis Diller

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.Phyllis Diller

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.Phyllis Diller

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.Phyllis Diller

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.Phyllis Diller

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.Phyllis Diller

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.Phyllis Diller

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.Phyllis Diller

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.Phyllis Diller

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.Phyllis Diller

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.Phyllis Diller

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller was a famous American actress and comedian, who was born on July 17, 1917. As a person born on this date, Phyllis Diller is listed in our database as the 24th most popular celebrity for the day (July 17) and the 15th most popular for the year (1917).

People born on July 17 fall under the Zodiac sign of Cancer, the Crab. Phyllis Diller is the 858th most popular Cancer.

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